MAN OF THE HOUSE

He was annoying his 2 sisters.

So when I went to the kitchen, I told him to accompany me.

He asked why.

I told him i was scared to go alone. I needed him to protect me.

He took the bait.

And shouted at the top of his voice:

I AM THE HOUSE OF THE MAN!

I burst out laughing and told him he is the MAN OF THE HOUSE.

And here he is, showing how brave and strong he is.